vanessa has weird toes

Celebrity interviewing climbed to even greater heights this month when Self magazine (via the Sun UK) got Vanessa Hudgens to talk about her legs and feet for five minutes.  Magazines are dying, huh?  I wonder what the problem could be. 

"I’ve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I’ve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.(But) I have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”

First of all, I’m looking right at her toe and I have no idea what she’s talking about.  Second of all, if that was directed at me it totally didn’t work because she could have a toe with sentience and a talking face and I’d still pounce on that little slut and clamp down like I was holding on to the wing of a plane.  It’s hard to forget those sexy and naked pictures she took and emailed to Zac Efron.  Maybe because it was such a scandal, maybe because this is my desktop, there’s no way to know for sure, but this was a good enough reason to post pictures of her at last nights premier of “17 Birthdays” or something.  The one where Matthew Perry has that Benjamin Button disease.