the edge is very popular in malibu

U2 guitarist The Edge is pissing off his new neighbors around Malibu because of his plans to build (you’re probably thinking “one” aren’t you”) five mansions on an ocean side cliff.   And it turns out that building things on unstable crumbling rock teetering over the ocean is hard.  The AP says…

…the proposed project would be built above homes belonging to the likes of Dick Van Dyke, Kelsey Grammer and James Cameron and would require some extensive and tricky engineering, including extension of a road down a rugged elevation, grading 70,000 cubic yards of hillside and installing water lines.

Good Lord, how much GD money does this dude have?  It might be time to reunite “Legacy”, the band me and my friends formed in the 6th grade.  It was an eclectic sound, mostly because they didn't have any instruments, and I was lead singer/lead clarinet player.  Turns out you can really only do one or the other.  But we did have several pairs of mirrored sunglasses and were very receptive to the notion that girls might let us put our hand up their shirt.