salma hayek might be cool

The screencaps that went online today of Salma Hayeks hacked Mac email account might be the most boring thing on earth, unless you count thesuperficial.  She hasn't even changed her dam desktop from the purple space thing that comes with it.  All she does is reset her password, download iTunes, ask about getting a facial (no) and make wedding plans.  But then on the very last one, a birthday party invitation from “Ugly Betty” star America Ferrawhatever, she has four different tabs open to /b.  Also known as 4chan, also known as the greatest website on earth six months ago but then it got too popular and now a bunch of dorks go there.  Granted b are the ones who actually hacked her email, so it’s extremely likely she was seeing who they are, but I like to pretend she was on there because she's a pervert.  I’m pretty sure my head would explode if I yelled TOGTFO at a girl on a message board and then Salma Hayek showed me her tits with todays date written on them.  It would just roll right off my shoulders.