morning headlines

JOHN MAYER – gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer Ansiton.  Hey Gawker, WTF?  (gawker)

BRITNEY – she's apparently “fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.”  But the 5 paragraphs before that are about her gettin it on with some other dude.  So Kevin is forgiven if he’s getting mixed signals. (source = ok)

LIZ HURLEY – she’s a genius when it comes to understanding the power of tits, so of course when she opened her store in Bicester, England yesterday – not a bikini store, mind you – she had hot teen girls in bikinis.  Rest assured, if there’s a way to get clean renewable energy and tits are somehow involved, Liz Hurley will figure that shit out. (source = getty and wenn)