morning headlines

BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating.  Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport.  Or because you can see the baby in pictures of Bruno having gay sex.  And yet he’s still a better parent than either of the Lohans.  (source = the wrap)

MADONNA – the fundraiser she held 14 months ago to raise money for Malawi brought in an impressive $3.7 million.  It will help save lives, as soon as she finds it.  To be fair, she’s never explained where the money is or what it’s for, so it’s almost like it never even existed.  (411)

AMERICAN IDOL – Megan Joy is expected to be cut from AI tonight, so good news for people who like things that suck.  That hot black girl from Mississippi was the best package by a mile, but she’s gone, now so is Megan and her huge rack.  Fox better get Marisa Miller to sit in the audience and lick her breasts or else no one will ever watch this POS.  (source = E! and Dial Idol)