britneys got a new man

Last month, a story came out saying Britney was “dating” one of her back-up dancers, some totally-straight-and-not-gay guy who calls himself Geo.  Then reports surfaced saying she was doin it all over the place with ex back-up dancer Kevin Federline.  Now, both the Daily News and the Sun say she’s gettin it on with a back-up dancer by the name of Chase Benz.  She definitely has a type.

Brit bumped and grinded with beefy CHASE BENZ at regular intervals throughout her set.And Chase took full advantage of their tactile routines, gawping at the Womanizer star’s breasts when she thrust herself at him.Sources claim the pair have grown close on the road, with some crediting Chase with bringing the smile back to volatile Britney’s face.

I can’t even … Geo and Chase Benz are alarmingly dumb phony names, and it’s really buggin me.  How do they find time to star in gay porn if they’re on the road with Brit?  You could write a story that said she was dating backup dancer Tank Rockchest and it would sound every bit as credible.  Stud Brickman.  Flex McSmoove.  Harley Rocket.