afternoon headlines

PAM ANDERSON – might be broke and living in a trailer park.  Courtney Love said: “Pam doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu."  That might be true, or Courtneys drug-soaked brain might just think it’s true.  It’s just as likely she thought she was tricking a talking dog who wanted money from Pam. (nyp)

MEL GIBSON  – bought a mansion in Sherman Oaks for his “second family”, meaning his commie gf and her 11-year-old son (from James Bond 4, Timothy Dalton).  Before that she was in a Malibu mansion down the road from Mel.  “It was convenient … He could be with Oksana and her son, and still be just minutes away from Robyn and their children."  He could argue he was just being “green” by keeping his girlfriend a short drive away, oh, but I’m sure his wife will bitch about this too. (ne)

TILA TEQUILA – dressed predictably slutty as she debuted her new pretend girlfriend outside Koi last night.  What happened to her last pretend girlfriend?  Who knows.  Maybe she ran off with Tilas pretend stalker, and they got married on GumDrop Island.  (image source = splash and pco)