afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON – should brace himself for “the costliest celebrity divorce ever”.  Expected to lose half a billion dollars, he’ll easily pass other celebrity divorces like Michael Jordan (168m), Steven Spielberg (100m), and Paul McCartney (48.6m).  And his wife has hired hot-shot divorce attorney Laura Wasser.  Mel countered by hiring Scott Peterson and OJ Simpson.  They advised her to settle.  (source = ew)

DINA LOHAN – Supermom gave her recovering alcoholic daughter Lindsay a ride to Bardot last night.  Hey guess what Bardot is.  I’ll give you a hint.  (I’m doing the “drinky-drinky” thing where I pretend I’m drinking straight from a bottle). (source = tmz)

KELLY BROOK – she’s still in Barbados, and I don’t know what the deal is but this time (unlike last time) she’s in some frumpy Lands End lookin one piece.  Lets hope this was just some kind of mistake and next time will be better.  I don’t wanna have to get the police involved.