ri may have dumped chris brown

I don’t know if you heard, but Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna a few weeks ago.  More specifically, he “held her close and bit her left ear.  He stopped the vehicle and she turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.  Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms.”  But whatever, because now they’re back together, yaay!  Or maybe not.  The highlights from E online say…

According to a source, they have been "taking a break."  They’re not calling it a formal breakup, but have decided to put some distance between them.  Rihanna flew to New York City; Brown has remained in Los Angeles, where he is working on a new album."He's just putting ideas down for some songs he wrote," says a Brown source. "He needs to feel like he's moving forward."

Chris Brown is right.  He's suffered enough.  Sure he punched her in the face repeatedly, but that was, like, in February.  It’s March now, man.  March.  And since then he’s gone jet skiing and hit some clubs and tried the get the charges dropped.  You have to admit he’s done everything humanly possible to make amends and ensure this will never happen again.