morning headlines

SCARLETT JOHANSSON – Scar has joined the cast of "Iron Man 2", joining Robert Downy, Don Cheadle and Mickey Rourke.  Scarlett will play Black Widow, a Russian with long red hair, huge breasts and pouty lips.  Iron Man wants to find this woman, as do I.  (source = imdb)

RIHANNA – 200 teenagers in Boston were surveyed about Rihanna and Chris Brown, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for her assault.  More than half said the media was treating Brown unfairly.  The survey was conducted by the New York City Chamber of Commerce. (source = boston.com)

TITTIES – Either today’s Cute College Girl is three feet tall or that’s an usually high doorknob.  The "doorknob" is that shiny metal thing just past her bikini-clad tits.  (source = college humor)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – Jamie Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that’s he’s dating his "Ghost Whisperer" co-star Jennifer Love Chew-It.  I hope this didn't blind you with all its star power.  (source = us.com)

FERGIE – Fergie dyed her hair brown for some inexplicable reason.  Then she went to the March of Dimes ball in NYC.  Then she baked some children in an oven and cackled manically.  (image source = getty)