miss universe is here to help

March 6, 2009 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

I’m sure some horrific new Chris Brown details will come out soon enough, but until then, look, tits. Because Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, is at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas this week. I don’t know who is in charge of Venezuela, but they should replace their flag with that banner picture. I started to look up who was in charge of Venezuela but it turns out that no one knows. Mostly because I spelled it "Veniziela". I was going to look it up with the correct spelling but I'm pretty quick to give up, and surrender at the slightest bit of adversity.

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