jake and reese are engaged

Star magazine says today that Indiana Gyllenhaal has proposed to Reese Witherspoon twice already, and slow to take the hint, he tried it again.  This time his girlfriend for the past two years said “yes”, and even though she didn’t want to marry him before, now she can't do it fast enough.

Now the couple is fast-tracking a wedding, and Reese is insisting on an intimate and simple affair.One insider reveals Reese is even thinking about having a Southern barbecue — likely at their Ojai, Calif., home, which she and Jake often use as a romantic getaway. "Jake and Reese want to get married sooner rather than later," says the insider. "They've been playing house for far too long, and they're ready to make it official!"

Ooooff.  Good lord these two are boring.  That paragraph was only four sentences long and I fell asleep reading it 5 times.  If anyone ever starts talking to me about these two dullards I'm gonna cover my ears and yell loud noises until they go away.