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March 11, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf (some doofus from the Hills) and, uh, she does realize this isn’t her own private beach, right? Because it doesn’t seem that she does if you watch her prance down to the water for the paparazzi. After seeing this I can safely say that I will hate everything she ever does for the rest of her life. I get the haunting suspicion there will be pictures like this for the rest of the week, and she’ll be irritating in every single one. But it is Hawaii, so maybe she'll somehow end up as bait to trap some kind of deep-sea monster or someone could chum the water before she goes swimming tomorrow. I'm cautiously optimistic.
(image source = splash news)