britney is in good legal hands

I bet if you’re a law firm, a good way to impress potential clients is to leak their confidential voicemails to the internet. Like this one by Britney about her dad threatening to take her kids, which is now in the hands of JFXOnline.

 “Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, you know, he’ll take my children away.I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process of you guys taking care of everything–that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye.”

Aww.  She sounds so sad.  And she’s sexy again so now I actually care.  You hear that and get a bad feeling.  It’s like seeing a baby kangaroo in a minefield.  Something cute is in danger, and someone needs to save her.  It's like Donkey King, but this time … the game is for real!