brad is banging the nanny. maybe.

The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.”   He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”.  This nanny sounds like a real whore.  Star says…

Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne (and found) Brad was on the bed rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!

It doesn’t say who exactly the nanny might be and they rarely use one in public so it’s hard to find pictures of any suspects, but this woman went with them to Lake Michigan.  She’s pretty, so maybe it’s her.  It might also be that white haired gentlemen. It’s unfounded and poorly thought out speculation like this that makes Tyler the website all of America is talking about.

HEART POUNDING UPDATE – An exhaustive investigation launched by this website has revealed that the mystery woman in the picture is actually Angelina’s assistant, and has been for several years.  Word on the street says she is not the one that seduced Pitt.  And by “investigation”, I mean, “someone who knows her sent me an email and I opened it”.

(image source = fame pictures)