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March 2, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I used my Jump To Conclusions mat after seeing these pictures of American Idol finalist Adam Lambert on Vote for the Worst, because I wanted to know if he might be gay. I landed on Accept It, so now it's official. Burning Man is like the Gay Olympics, a race to see who can be the most amount of Gay. Adam was the big winner, with his purple hair and glued on rhinestones and fairy dust makeup winning the gold medal, then smashing the world record when he shoved his tongue down another dudes throat.