madonna was wearing millions

OK! magazine says that Madonna wore millions of dollars worth of jewelery last night to parties around LA after the Academy Awards, all part of her 20 year campaign to annoy every single person on earth.  To the Vanity Fair party she wore:

– A black and white diamond chain with 500 carats of the shiny stones
 (here)- A diamond bangle with 25 carats of diamonds and platinum
 (here)- An onyx and diamond bracelet with 50 carats of diamonds  
(here)- A pair of diamond pear shape earrings of 20 carats each
 (here and here)- A square diamond and onyx ring

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Then for her own private party, she put on even more diamonds, including…

a cross and chain with 100 carats of diamonds, bracelets with 50 carats of diamonds, long diamond earrings worth 1 million dollars and a huge diamond and platinum ring.

I don't have any pictures of that, but I think you get the idea.  In a related story, my bed is stuffed with hay.  Yaay!