hayden whatshername is single

You have to go to Us magazines website for the worlds greatest picture of this dork.  I think someone over there is being sarcastic.  Who did this dude blow to get on TV?   Who the fuck thought that thing he does with his mouth was acceptable in a leading man?   Are the producers of this show all stroke victims and Popeye, trying to promote one of their own?  I can’t remember where I was going with this but him and Hayden Pana-t-t-i(?)-e(?)-r-r-e broke up.

Heroes costars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned."It was a lifestyle conflict," a source close to the couple tells Us, adding that the split happened within the last week. "They were in very different places."Adds the insider, "They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings."The source tells Us that Panettiere, 19, "is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that's not his style."

He’s 31, and he was nailing a famous blond teenager, so I guess in that sense he's the Greatest Man In History.  In another, more accurate sense, he still bugs me.  It's that mouth thing.  I'd always feel like he was trying to tell me a secret.  Like someone was hiding in the closet with a shotgun and he couldn't just come out and say it.