gisele and tom got married

Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married yesterday around dusk at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica.  Us magazine says…

The ceremony was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family.  A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.  "She's definitely 'The One,'" the source said. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."

Eh, whatever.  Gisele creeps me out.  She’s so big and manly.  Girls are supposed to be short and little.  Guys = big, girls = little.  I think a good idea would be to take girls who you think might be tall and raise them in a small cage that they can’t stretch out in, sort of like how the Chinese bind girls feet so they don’t grow or in the same way as a goldfish will grow relative to its bowl.  That sort of thing may or may not be illegal, I don't know, I'm not a lawyer.