fergie is better than i thought

Fergie and Josh Duhamel were back in Mexico this weekend as part of their extended honeymoon, and I'm not gonna lie to you, Fergies body is way better than I thought it was.  Her implants are enormous.  Good for her.  She might have the best body on earth that I still wouldn’t have sex with.  I couldn’t do it.  Her skin is all red and dry and cracked, up close it looks like the surface of Mars.  And her eyes are sunken, like a raccoon.  Don’t get me wrong, I think raccoons are as cute as the next little girl does, but I can only think of a handful of times that I've actually wanted to have sex with them.

(picture source = splash)