chris brown to plead self-defense

Rihanna Daily says that Ri has now left Punta Mita, Mexico, after spending Tuesday and Wednesday there to celebrate her 21st … wait, "Punta"?  Really?  Doesn’t that mean, you know, "vagina"?  Those Mexicans are perverts, but that’s a good way to get people to visit your city.  If we had a place called Titty Town, I would very definitely go there, to see the local high school mascots and cheerleaders if nothing else.  Also, Media Take Out says there are rumors that Chris Brown will claim that he beat up Rihanna in self-defense.  MTO says…

Chris is already building his case. He's saying she threw a phone at him, then hit him in the head and basically just lost it. He's saying she attacked him.

Brown beat the hell out of that poor girl (reminder) so even if what he's claiming is 100 percent true, fuck him.  You can’t just re-label something as something else and that makes it okay.  Except for filming prostitution and calling it porn.  Then it’s nice and legal.  

(brendon fans out a stack of hundreds.  "Don’t I know it, heh heh heh.")