asian people have “goofy” faces

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus got in trouble because that picture above leaked out, and in it she and her friends are seemingly make fun of Asian peoples eyes.  But not to worry, because that silver tongued devil has posted an apology on her website, and this should take care of everything.

"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy?"

Oh, so she was just making a goofy face.  You now, like Asian people have.  Get it, LOL?  In another picture she has on some shiny skintight aqua blue pants and a purple tube top with chopsticks in her hair, then she pulled her eyes back and said "me sucky sucky 5 dolla".   Probably.  It's all part of her homage to Asian people.