umm … hm … interesting

January 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Am I just seeing what I want to see, or is Ashlee Simpsons hair resting like a foot in front of her face. How monstrously big did her tits get after having that stupid kid? I mean, that awesome kid who I'm now a big fan of. If those are as big as I think they might be, she needs to take off that stupid coat immediately. Don’t be afraid to be sexy, that’s my motto. It’s why I wear a unitard to the gym, and a scandalous thong to the beach. In fact that's also why I only date European ladies, they’re the only ones who can handle my raw sexuality.

(picture source = pacific coast)

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