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January 7, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
So yeah the site is a little different now. Thinner, leaner. Like a cheetah. It will take like a month but we're finally gonna have way bigger pictures too. So now we can all see Lindsay's vagina in breath taking clarity. And I can post stuff faster because of a new software. With the old shit I might as well have been carving things into a rock. You wouldn't believe what I had to go through just to post a stupid story. I could have just gone to everyones house, one by one, and told them the story, and it would have been twice as fast, easily. So bear with me. Please. Or go read Superficial with the rest of the pussies. Or that rascal Perez. I can't read that site. He's just too edgy and controversial for me.