paris claims shes not dumb

Paris Hilton has been insisting for years that she's not dumb, and the reason she's has to do it for years is because she's clearly dumb.  While in London to promote her new show "Paris Hilton British Best Friend", she said…

"For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

This is just … look, Paris is clearly dumb.  Caveman level dumb.  She's probably scared of fire.  You could take your lighter and hold it out in front of you and she’d run into the woods.  I will bet one million dollars she can’t name who was in World War II.  I'll even make it multiple choice.  Who fought each other in WWII.  Was it:

a) The United States vs Italyb) Earth vs Mars

The "world" part will absolutely throw her off.