oh you hot little bitch

Right around Halloween it came out that Armani was paying Victoria Beckham 20 million dollars to pose for their new underwear ads (more here), and today the Daily Mail has the first few shots from that campaign.  I love this hot little bitch but these are a little disappointing.  They were supposed to rival the shots her husband did last year, where his balls were featured prominently enough to make me extremely uncomfortable.  Armani might as well have hired a guy to gently caress my face with the back of his fingers and then blow in my ear.  So I was hoping these would be, you know, more pornographic.  But it's like I’ve always said, guys are held to a different standard.  It’s why I got out of underwear modeling.