move that stupid kid

January 20, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

These pictures of Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend Camila Alves and their son Levi are frustrating because that stupid kid is in every shot. I think we all feel the sexual chemistry between me and these pictures, but that little bastard had to go cock block. It didn't help that some other girl weaseled her way into some of the pics, even though she's not super hot with big tits like Camila. Listen up ladies, if you're not super hot with big tits, you should just stay home. That’s also the tag line on my eHarmony profile, if you were wondering.

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