joaquin phoenix is doing great

January 19, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The emails I got were way more interesting when I thought they said Joaquin Phoenix Raping, but what it said was Joaquin Phoenix Rapping, as is him turning that shit out on the mic at a club in Vegas Friday night. People seem surprised that Joaquin is now an incoherent drug ravaged mess. Um, it's Joaquin Phoenix. What did you think, he was gonna be CEO of Time Warner now. He’s a drug addict, from a family of drug addicts, of course he’s all fucked up on drugs. And he's never gonna stop until he reaches that low point, and by that I mean, he notices the steep drop in the pussy he's been getting.

(the thrilling and obvious conclusion to his performance after the jump)

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