i heart lily allen, parts 21 and 22

Lily gets two Tyler Hearts for this one because that’s how many girls she made out with at once.  That’s my policy.  That’s how I bring it.  

"I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego," she said. "I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That's the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot"

So, she makes out with girls.  And she does anal.  And she dyes her hair pink.  What a friendly girl.  I just hope those twins were hot, because I don’t like it when ugly people make out.  I like pretty things.  It's why I cry every time I see a rainbow.