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January 16, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I simply don’t understand why everyone doesn’t love Lily Allen as much as I do. Unless you’re a narcissistic sociopath like Perez who declares anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass as a blood enemy. That’s why he doesn’t like her, and it's why he makes up blatant lies about her. She's adorable. And her laugh is infectious. Here in a clip from Dutch TV she even lets the interviewer feel her third nipple, and on top of that she’s nice enough to flash her second nipple in the process. What an awesome job this guy did. No on has done this much for society since I helped boost teen pregnancy rates in the 90's.