I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 18

So many big stars never give good answers to anything; they just sputter out some poorly formed nonsense that is perfectly safe and boring.  Lily Allen on the other hand…

You never hear the good things about taking cocaine … the only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you – you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true.  I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work.  But we never hear that side of the story.  I wish people wouldn’t sensationalise it.  Some people are just bad at taking drugs.

Lily says she tried coke and didn’t like it, but please don’t think she's done pissing people off.

I don’t like Christianity much.  I was brought up in a Catholic school and they told me gays, adultery and drugs were bad.  All my mum’s friends were gay, my dad was having affairs and there were drugs in the house when I was a kid, so it was a bit cruel.

I admire her can-do spirit about coke.  We only hear the liberal medias negative spin, but without it our models would be fatasses and our linebackers would never reach a hundred tackles.  More importantly, look, if you can think of some better way to get 17-year-old runaways to do anal in a porn, I'm all ears, Mr. Fixit.

(picture source = splash news)