HAHAHA, PICK IT UP RUMMY

To recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license.  Later in 2003, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license.  In August of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone.  Two months later she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone.  One month after that she was ticketed for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone.   Eleven days after that, she was arrested on Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. For this incident she served 5 days in jail.  She was already on probation, and because she violated that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail.  She didn't serve 60 days of course, she served four hours and 20 minutes, but she was sentenced to community service, which she did not do.  In fact she lied to the court and provided fake documents saying she had completed community service in LA on Sept 25.  She wasn't even in LA on the day she claimed to do it, she was in New York.  For all this, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail.  Of course this is LA so she was released after 17.  But she did get community service, and this time, shockingly, she did it!  Yaay!  The system works!  Today she finished the last of her 200 hour sentence by picking up trash on the streets in LA. 

Longest picture explanation ever?  Yes, my friends, and you were here to witness it.  What a thrill!

(picture source = fame pictures)