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The Daily Mail is bitching today because they say Lindsay Lohan has lost too much weight, much like she did a few years ago when she was strung out on coke.  And do you know how I know she was strung out on coke?  Because I just published it on a popular website, and her lawyers aren't gonna do shit about it.  I used a similar method last year to prove I've got Americas biggest dong.  Call me ladies!

Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan hit the headlines over concerns for her alarmingly skinny frame.  After admitting she was 'sick', the young actress put some weight on and has been carrying a healthier, curvier frame in recent years.  However, as these new pictures show, it looks like the 22-year-old has lost her curves again as she stepped out in Los Angeles.  Her tiny frame comes amid speculation she has been rowing with DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson in recent weeks.

I'm assuming a girl wrote this article because no dude would care.  Ladies, if you can get rail thin while retaining your DD chest, by all means go for it.  Wars have started over girls that look like that.  Even more noteworthy is that the paps were able to snap a picture of Sam Ronson were she wasn’t coughing.  That bitch must have the Black Lung.  Pictures like that are one in a million.  What's next, a rapper wearing a hat?   That'll be the day.