amy winehouse is still a menace

People should just assume by now that if they see Amy Winehouse, she’s going to be dirty and smell bad and will almost definitely assault someone.  It’s happened every single day for three years, so I think by now it’s a very justified prejudice.  Oh hey guess what’s going on during her vacation in St Lucia…

Amy Winehouse escaped an assault probe after hurling a glass of water over a woman tourist.The incident, on Saturday night, is the latest in a series of flashpoints with other  … Staff at her hotel on St Lucia claim she has infuriated holidaymakers with her antics during her two-week stay.A source claimed: Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw.She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.

As god as my witness if Amy Winehouse threw a glass of water on me I would punch her square in the face and she would hit the ground in a lump and lay there so motionless you'd think she just fell out of a plane.  

(picture source = bauer griffin)