THE NEW TERMINATOR TRAILER

God I hate the weeks leading up to Christmas and Hanukkah.  The town essentially shuts down and stuff like this passes for news.  The only good side is some slut will inevitably head to Hawaii or Mexico and get naked.  Until then, here's the trailer for Terminator 4, an essential continuation of the story that still has much to say about mean robots from the future.  And not just any future, a bleak future where the Nevada desert gets 90 inches of rain a night and during the day you need to bundle up beneath multiple leather jackets and fur lined trench coats.  In keeping with those idiotic choices, this looks as boring as a Terminator movie starring Batman could ever dare to be.  How they made this so dull is really quite amazing.  It borders on remarkable.  It says the war ends tonight (!) and The End Begins Now, but that’s a lie of course, as part 5 is already underway.  I don’t want to ruin the end to part 4 but at the end of part 4…

(go here if you want to know the poorly thought out twist ending to T4)