MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU

Amy Winehouse is back on the loose after a month in the hospital, this time taking a vacation in St Lucia with her family and friends over Christmas, and she’s finally ready to loosen up a little and get to know the pleasures of life.  The Telegraph says…

The troubled singer gave fellow holidaymakers a shock by dancing topless on her hotel balcony at a Caribbean resort, swaying side to side with music blaring as elderly guests tried to enjoy the sun on a beach below.She was caught on video as she waved her arms in the air and attempted to sing along while hopping from one foot to another.A witness said: "It was hilarious."The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything."

You may be thinking she's high again, but her Mom says she's not, making you look like a fool:

Her mother, Janis, said: "She's being taken care of. She's resting and eating well, and there are no drugs there."

Well there you have it.  She’s fixed now.  Now she can finally focus on writing more of her amazing music.  And every one else on the island can focus on writing "HELP ME" in the sand with rocks.