IS SHE DATING THAT DUDE OR NOT?

It seems like forever since people on the internet have speculated blindly about Britneys love life, so let's do that now.   Today's big rumor is that she’s dating an Indian choreographer named Sandip Soparrkar, but the Times of India (oh that’s right) is calling shenanigans:

(An email), sent ostensibly by Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, saying that Britney got her room in her Jodhpur hotel, Umaid Bhawan, shifted to one that had an interconnecting door to Sandip’s, and that after a workout, they both “locked themselves up” for an hour.  The insinuation in this and other reports was clearly that Britney and Sandip were having an affair. A photo, supposedly of Sandip and Britney at Jodhpur, sent to us, again by ‘Larry’, is the one you see above – a clearly morphed picture with Sandip’s face tacked on to a picture of someone standing with Britney. The original is actually an old picture of Britney and Neil Patrick Harrison.  All of this has been circulated by ‘Larry’ from Sandip’s email ID, and the same picture was mailed to our sister publication in Jaipur, this time by Sandip’s manager, and not by ‘Larry’ – but again from Sandip’s email ID.

So is this all a rumor made up by Sandip to promote himself?  I have no idea, but yes, yes it is.  That son of a bitch did it.  I knew it!  Does it really seem plausible that Britney went all the way to India over the weekend just to hang out with some dude?  The only way I could see that is if she thought he said he was from Indiana.  That I can believe.  And 20 hours into the flight, Britney finally asked the pilot why this was taking so long, and then, Wait, what, where the hell is that?!?!?!