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December 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
For an alleged gay guy, Zach Efron seems to rub up on a lot of gold medal winning kitty, and he did it again at a Lakers game Tuesday night. I guess I'm the only one on earth who doesn’t think he’s gay. I don’t see it. Because Vanessa Hudgens is one hot bitch. If being gay means you get to hit that, then get me some Capri’s and a unicorn tank top. I’m gay too Vanessa. And I can prove it: let me fuck you in the ass and tomorrow we’ll go shopping for shoes. (note – look at the expression on her face as she gazes up at Beckham. Holy Christ that bitch is in love.)