EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET PAULA

This is news to me but apparently Barbara Walters has a show on Sirius and XM, and this morning on "the View" she talked about an interview she did yesterday with Paula Abdul. They of course talked about Paula Goodspeed, the woman who was stalking Abdul and her apparent suicide outside of Abdul’s home. Abdul says the entire affair was a deliberate attempt by Fox and Simon Cowell to ruin Abduls career.  That's right my friends.  She says Goodspeed was stalking her for 17 years, and AI producers knew she was a disaster waiting to happen when they put her on the show. Then Walters quotes Abdul as saying,

"I put up with so much BS that I had to crawl on my belly, but I rise like a Phoenix.  I don’t have to dignify and stoop so low to that of which Simon says.  If people are going to believe what’s been said about me, believe me, I lost a lot of money, I lost endorsements, and all Simon had to do was retract what he said but he didn’t."

Paula likes to blame Simon for all of her problems in life but considering she's a drunken mess who will fall apart at the drop of a hat, I think Simon shows remarkable restraint.  I think a funny joke would be to get someone dressed up like Goodpseed to walk around outside Abduls house at night.  And then get people to stand behind her in the elevator or whatever and whisper "you're insane" and "you don’t deserve this" and "they're all out to get you".  Then act like you didn’t hear anything when she looks around.  And maybe you could get the Goodspeed look-a-like to crouch at the foot of Abduls bed in the middle of the night and stare at her.  Then hire two people that look like Goodspeed to dress up like cops and they show up at the door when Abdul calls 911.  The trick to that one is to replace them with real normal looking cops after Abdul slams the door.  Then, after doing stuff like this for a few months, you could explain to Abdul it was all a joke, and everyone would have a good laugh I bet.