ELISHA CUTHBERT IS “SLOPPY SECONDS”

Elisha Cuthbert is now on her third NHL boyfriend.  She currently dates Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (that’s them in Hawaii last May), but before that she dated Dallas left-winger Sean Avery and then Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Mike Komisarek.   It's hard to believe she ever broke up with Avery because he seems just delightful, a real heart of gold.  Yahoo says…

Reporters were waiting to speak with Avery about disparaging remarks he’d made last month about Flames star Jarome Iginla when Avery walked over to the group and asked if there was a camera present. When told there was, he said, “I’m just going to say one thing.”“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” He then walked out of the locker room.

Avery also dated Rachel Hunter, who now dates Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll, but considering they were in Calgary, it's hard not to think that he was referring to Cuthbert.  Either way, I hope he’s having a nice time prancing through that meadow of blind optimism, because he's pretty much begging three teams to take his head off.