THESE WERE TAKEN JULY 18TH

Perez and theSuperficial both have these pictures up today saying they were taken yesterday while filming "the Hills".  They weren’t, they were taken over the summer.  I mention this for a few reasons.  For one, it lets me strut around like a big shot, which I was planning on doing anyway.  Two, it’s a cheap excuse to post titties.  Thirdly, it's proof that you can't rely on homos and embarrassingly unfunny spazzes for your breaking bikini news.  You need a highly trained pervert like me.  The stakes are too high.  This is your final warning: if you ever go to those pages again, I will punch you in the tummy.