THERES CONTROVERSY AFOOT

There’s a boring major controversy today following the leak of the Britney Spears album, "Circus". Namely, some are saying Britneys song 'If You See Amy" is alarmingly similar to the song "Trash Me" by Jessie Malakouti, which was recorded sometime around March of 2008. Some people are saying that Jessie somehow traveled forward in time and stole Britney’s song, while others are saying Britney stayed where she was in time and stole Jessies song. Who is telling the truth? Who’s lying? Man, I just can’t seem to remember. Maybe 20 dollars will refresh my memory. Word on the street is Britney stole it, but you didn’t hear nothin from me.