STFU JENNIFER ANISTON

When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine,  "what Angelina did was very uncool".  In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina.  It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and realized he was Brad Fucking Pitt and he was married to the chick with the big nose on Friends.  Even if Angelina did steal Pitt, so what?  Losing a man to Angelina Jolie is like losing a dunk contest to Kobe.  Of course it fucking happened.  There’s not even any shame in it.  Be proud you were even on the same court.  Did you really think Pitt was gonna hang out with Jenns fug ass for 50 years?  Needless to say, Jenn got an angry phone call earlier this week from Pitt.  The Chicago Sun Times says…

One would have to assume Pitt's irritation was due to Aniston's comment that it was ''uncool'' Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ''Mr. and Mrs. Smith.''But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ''totally thrown'' by Aniston's Vogue interview, thinking she had already ''moved on … and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''At any rate, Aniston's spokesman is not commenting on the alleged Pitt call to Aniston, simply e-mailing, ''That's personal information. … That really is no one's business.''

The guy who wrote this for the Times couldn’t sound any more queer unless he typed "Toodles!" at the end.  It's amazing he had time to write this between admin’ing his Friends chat room and sewing costumes for his cats.