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November 17, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The whole damn world was down in Miami this weekend, and that included Russell Simmons and some hot black girl and some less hot white girl. I’m assuming they were together because at one point Russell pulled at the white girls bikini and flashed her boob. There didn’t seem to be any hard feelings, because they took a picture together just a moment later, but this chick is being a fool. She should kill him. That’s the beauty of being a girl in this country. You can shoot a guy then give yourself a black eye and you won't even go to jail. In fact you'll probably get a bunch of endorsements out of it. She should do that and then sue his estate. She could own Phat Farm by Wednesday.
(picture source = bauer griffin)