MEGAN FOX IS NOT WONDER WOMAN

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Megan Fox has not been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature by Warner Brothers, despite rampant internet speculation to the contrary, fueled by a surprisingly professional looking website.  According to JoBlo…

While it's an admirably done Photoshop of Fox in costume – and I can certainly appreciate the skills of the artist and the desire to see Megan Fox dressed as Diana, Princess of the Amazons – it's a total fake. Relax yourself fanboys, the tattooed one will not be starring in WONDER WOMAN. A Warner Bros. rep (whose logo you see pasted to the bottom of this poster) confirmed the site and it's contents are "complete BS."

What is "complete BS" is that this deal isn't already done. Megan Fox is the perfect Wonder Woman.  It's not like Wonder Woman really does anything.  Her only powers were dressing slutty, an unbreakable lasso that broke constantly and bulletproof wristbands that kept her wrists bulletproof while leaving her other 99 percent quite bullet friendly.  I feel pretty confident that Megan can pull that off.