MADONNA STILL SUCKS

MSNBC says that bossy pain-in-the-ass Madonna is already, brace yourself for the shock of your life, acting like a bossy pain-in-the-ass with her new bf, New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.  To his great credit, he's already getting tired of it and is beginning to simply ignore her.  The Scoop says…

Even before the ink was dry on Madonna’s divorce decree, her rumored beau, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez, was beginning to distance himself from her beloved Kabbalah.  A source close to the Kabbalah Centre says that A-Rod has backed out of attending private classes with spiritual leader Eitan Yardeni, canceling them at the last minute.  "He hasn’t even finished Kabbalah 1 (the introduction to the study of Kabbalah) and the majority of the time he’s spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study," says the source.

I'm pretty sure ARod is only banging this whore as some sort of novelty, like you would with a chick from another planet, or an Eskimo. Because why else would he?  Why would anyone?  She's disgusting to look at, I'd rather kiss someone’s foot, and her sinewy ass must be terrifying to see naked.  Unlike myself, as everyone at my gym is lucky enough to know all too well.  Let's just say the unitard I wear doesn’t leave much to the imagination.