KANYE IS STILL A CRYBABY

Kanye West stamps his tiny feet any time there’s a prize given to any one but him.  He even demanded a recount when I awarded the coveted "Worlds Greatest Grandpa" mug to my moms dad in 1985 (he edged out my dads dad, who died seventeen years earlier).  Now Kanye says this years VMAs were fixed and the big winner, Britney Spears, was undeserving.  I'm sure that’s true and he's right, but shut the fuck up you faggot.  Your shitty music has made you rich beyond measure yet you still cry like a fat girl watching "the Notebook" every time something doesn’t go your way.  The Sun says…

The grumpy superstar was upset with the choice of winners at the big shows in both America and the UK this year.  He said: “BRITNEY SPEARS over RIHANNA? Are you serious?  “I mean f****** JARED LETO? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists.  I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger.

Wait it gets better…

Kanye has changed his style in an attempt to challenge the likes of legends PAUL McCARTNEY and JIMI HENDRIX — who he describes as “those artists in black and white photos.”He admitted he “hated” his 2005 smash Gold Digger — and the new material is more PHIL COLLINS than rap.  Phil’s fingerprints are on a lot of the good pop music that’s coming out at the moment.

The Sun are the ones who capitalized PHIL COLLINS, but I nodded approvingly when I saw it because I would have done that too.  Phil Collins.  Kanye is emulating Phil Collins.  I could have read "Phil's fingerprints are on a lot of dead boys anuses" and not been anymore disgusted.