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November 15, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Katy Perry was on stage in Canada earlier this week, when, all of a sudden, hey look it's her tits. And now finally decent pictures are available. Although, I can't lie to you, it's still hard to see anything good. She’s so pale and her nips are so pink, it's like a kittens paws. I'm not even positive what that means but I'm pretty sure it still makes sense. Either way, it freaks me out. I don’t need to be thinking about kittens paws smacking my penis. Again. Kitty and I promised to never speak of that night.