HALLOWEEN FAIL

Most Halloween costumes suck.  And it's no different in Hollywood.  Kate Moss went as … Catwoman?  It's hard to tell. What are the chances her drunk ass even knows it was Halloween?  She’s wearing more eye shadow than normal, but only just barely.  Carmen Electra and her boring ass outfit can go fuck themselves.  Her only job is to dress slutty and she can’t even be bothered anymore.  It’s insulting.  It would be like if a fireman decided one day to stop putting out fires, but he still showed up at the fires and just kind of stood around.  I'm not paying you for this.  Alicia Silverstone went as who cares.  But the clear winner of the Failure gold medal was Natalie Portman.  Someone could be shooting at me, chasing me through the house with a gun, and I could put together a better costume than that.