EVERYONE IS OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING

Heidi Klum dressed up as Hindu goddess Kali for Halloween last week, and since no one can do anything without someone else being offended by it, now some Hindu group is demanding an apology.  Yahoo says…

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects," Indo-American statesman Rajan Zed said.He added: "Hindus welcome Hollywood and other entertainment industries to immerse themselves in Hinduism, but they should take it seriously and respectfully, and not just use the religion for decoration or to advance their selfish agenda."Casual flirting sometimes results in pillaging serious spiritual doctrines and revered symbols and hurting the devotees."

If anything this dude should be grateful.  Heidi made his god sexy.  The only people who ever dress up as western religious figures are fat sarcastic queers and unfunny jerkoffs from your office.  I wish we could get Heidi on board.  I think this guy is discounting how much more appealing your religion can be if your god has really big tits.